Tuesday, May 5th, 2009...11:04 am
So a guy walks into a bar(bell)…

Today’s workout:
SNATCH! Work up to singles that make you little nervous.
Repetition lift: front squat/goodmornings. same bar. 5/5. 3 sets.
Combo Catch of the Day: Fichte, but with a bonus. 3 rounds of 6 reps each, but throw a 400 meter run in between each round. My morning crew all cranked this out in just over 12 minutes. Whatcha got? (by the way, a ‘Zott’s press’ is our take on the classic Sott’s Press, which is pressing something from a squatted position. I almost named it Mott’s press, after the tasty applesauce treat, but Zott’s reminded me of a character from Sesame Street. So be it.)
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So a Guy Walks Into a Bar(bell)…
I don’t wanna. I’m tired/grumpy/old/sore/hungry and the big hunks of iron mock me. The battle against gravity’s dogma already seems over, my white flag waving limply from my bunker.
But then you walk in. You don’t own a gym. You don’t have a DVD. Maybe you aren’t even a competitive lifter. There is no expectation from the rest of the world for you to kick ass, but here you are, doing it. You’ve created your own path, and you have have your own expectations of yourself, and they’re of the actualized variety.
So lets rephrase that. Of course you’re a competitive lifter. You compete against the planet’s vehement magnetism, knowing that your battle with gravity can transfer to empowerment throughout your life. This contest doesn’t have to include anyone else of a sentient nature, just you and some of Newton’s laws, duking it out for deeply personal bragging rights. Overcoming these very real physical obstacles can only help you beat the crap out of some more metaphysical ones as well. And, of course, we ain’t too upset with the required byproduct of our aesthetics reflecting our strength either.
With this knowledge you attack your workout with a zeal that comes from passion, not obligation. That’s the inspiration I needed today. Now it is my turn. Thanks! I needed that.

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In the words of The A-Team’s Hannibal Smith, I love it when a plan comes together. After months of living like a hermit working on the Strength Rituals DVD, it was nice to celebrate with so many of the Tribe. The DVD Release party was a blast. Thank you all who came out. I’m holding onto the pre-sale rate for another week, so if you’d like to purchase our new Strength Rituals DVD, it is available currently for $45.

Thanks to Paul and Eve Imagine, we also have shirts. For a limited time you can get a Bodytribe shirt for $20. We’ve got men’s t’s, women’s t’s and women’s tank tops. Red logo (below) on a black shirt. Last batch sold out in about an hour, but we have a few more this time, so get yours quick. I’ll post more info soon, but if you’re heading to the Tribe soon, pick one up!

8 Comments
May 5th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I hit myself in the head with a kettlebell last night doing slasher-to-halos…I thought maybe we were twins, based on the blog title….
May 5th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Well freakin’ said.
May 5th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Sorry I did the twisted Fichte drill the wrong way today. I did a sprint between each bar movement. Instead of between rounds. To add to that I doubled my sprint distance on round # 3. Ah well. It was fun anyway ! Next time I’ll read more closely. I promise.
I had a fun visit on Fri/Sat morning. It was nice to see everyone ! Hope everyone had a blast at the party. Sorry that I could not stay for it.
May 5th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Chris and Craig, I got shirts for both of you.
May 5th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
My favorite piece you’ve done in a long time–maybe because it’s in line with the rumblings in my brain today. Regardless, inspiring as always.
…and I dig the logo.
May 6th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Just ordered the DVDs! Can’t wait to see them!
Jack
May 6th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Do you have any small ladies t’s or tanks left? I’ll buy one or the other when I see you at Micah’s.
May 8th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Great post! Now if I could just explain it that way to my wife.
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