Thursday, June 7th, 2007...1:18 am

Eat the Rich

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Paris Hilton needs to stuffed into a burlap bag, flown to Siberia and dropped from about 100 feet into the cold, dark forest.  Oh, and a crate of hungry wolves should be gently lowered about 10 feet away.  Did I mention the burlap bag was soaked in lard and tallow for 2 days before Paris was stuffed in it?

Max Deadlifts.

Heavy bent rows. 4 sets, 6-8 reps.  Use the thick-gripped farmer’s walk handles if you can.

Tire flips/club smashes.  Flip the heaviest tire you got as many times as you can, then beat the sucker with a sledgehammer or leverage club.  Picture some spoiled, rich bitch walking out of jail after only 5 days of her 40 day sentence while you hit the tire harder and harder.

Then eat something yummy and feel better about yourself.

Tire flips: tire-flip-2.wmv

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 Earl smashing the tire.

 

 

 

4 Comments

  • Hmm–just for fun, and in keeping with the tone here–we could add some above the head med-ball throws to the ground. (That is if we haven’t gotten it out of our system with the tire thrasing session.) Of course there’s always tomorrow for the med-ball throws as I’m sure the joy of the outcome of our two-tier justice system will linger for a bit more than a day.

  • Looks like this post and work-out…..worked.
    Spoiled,rich bitch (who’s name I dare not say) is going back to jail.

  • “That’s hot.”

  • Not fair to the wolves.

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